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ughuhgufh you know that feeling where you want someone SO BAD like not even in a sexual way like you just want to touch their skin and hug them and feel their warmth and smell their scent and feel how soft their hair is and look into their eyes and hear their voice and soak in their presence like it’s physically impossible to have them by your side but you need it so bad like you just want them to be yours you want them physically there for you

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I’ve been tagged by: cornmuffinpunk

Rules: Insert your own answers for the topics below. Tag 10 different followers when you’re done!

Name: Andrea

Nickname: Andy

Birthday: January 10th

Gender: Female

Sexuality: straight

Height: 5’7

Time zone: Mountain 

What time and date is it there: 7:51 August 27th

Average hours of sleep: like 7-9

The last thing I googled was: substitute for almond extract?

First word that comes to mind: penis

What I last said to a family member: “Okay bye have a good time”

One place that makes me happy and why: Being in bed because i can sleep and not wear pants and my boyfriend likes to hang there too

How many blankets I sleep under: like 7 i think?

Favorite beverage: milk

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

Three things I can’t live without: sustenance, music, and a heavy blanket to sleep under (i <3 blankets if you cant see)

Something I plan on learning: how to make cupcakes from scratch 

A piece of advice for my followers: people can be really, really dumb sometimes. but they can also be mind blowingly awesome too.

You all have to listen to: Bohemian Like You by the Dandy Warhols :)

I tag: stilinskibitsyspider , lurkingwithlucifer, zaynduh, ofcourseyoucanfollowme, cactiiii, untilthebubblesstop, bitchfacesam, chantrykomori, twilit-parasite

I love ya’ll. im sorry.



what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

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A short story of a college students life  

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i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

This is so important

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Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

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People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*


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